Someday they are going to discover that Helen Thomas is actually a guy in drag, and a bad one at that. The latest is that he/she is claiming to kill himself/herself if Dick Cheney runs for president. I just love the unbiased reporter pool at the White House. If it wasn't illegal I might suggest some ways to creatively commit this merciful act.
Just look at that picture, what a happy person. The joy of being a liberal. But, we all remember the many entertainers who claimed that they would move out of the counrty if Bush won, and they are still making millions each year in this great country.