Killer Rabbit!: This picture has absolutely nothing to do with anything digital, but just makes me laugh. Can you imagine seeing this thing in the backyard working its way through a veggie patch? We raised rabbits and my little 5 pound meat rabbits (oh, sorry to offend those of you who see these as cute little Easter pets) would just rip my arms with their claws when I removed them from the cages. This monster could eviscerate a guy with one swipe of its legs. Can you imagine how funny it would be to get a little bunny for a gift and then find out that it was going to turn into one of these? This guy weighs about 17 pounds and costs about $15 a week to feed. And you never have just one of these, you have 2, then 10, then 80, then 640. Now you are spending about $10,000 a week, but you have 10,880 pounds of rabbit stew! And lets not too quickly dismiss the value of a few huge rabbit pelts. One farm could furnish the fur industry in about 6 months. Oh, I am sure that PETA is going to be sitting outside my office in the morning with protest signs. Since all the illegal aliens (not politically correct, but accurate) are protesting across the country the poor folks at PETA are not getting the attention that they desire. I am sure that I am going to be a target now. But, at least I can invite them to join me for lunch. Wonder what kind of stew I might serve?
Monday, April 10, 2006
Killer Rabbit!: This picture has absolutely nothing to do with anything digital, but just makes me laugh. Can you imagine seeing this thing in the backyard working its way through a veggie patch? We raised rabbits and my little 5 pound meat rabbits (oh, sorry to offend those of you who see these as cute little Easter pets) would just rip my arms with their claws when I removed them from the cages. This monster could eviscerate a guy with one swipe of its legs. Can you imagine how funny it would be to get a little bunny for a gift and then find out that it was going to turn into one of these? This guy weighs about 17 pounds and costs about $15 a week to feed. And you never have just one of these, you have 2, then 10, then 80, then 640. Now you are spending about $10,000 a week, but you have 10,880 pounds of rabbit stew! And lets not too quickly dismiss the value of a few huge rabbit pelts. One farm could furnish the fur industry in about 6 months. Oh, I am sure that PETA is going to be sitting outside my office in the morning with protest signs. Since all the illegal aliens (not politically correct, but accurate) are protesting across the country the poor folks at PETA are not getting the attention that they desire. I am sure that I am going to be a target now. But, at least I can invite them to join me for lunch. Wonder what kind of stew I might serve?

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