Political Irony: The President of China is making his first trip to America. Where did he have dinner his first night here? Home of Bill Gates. That's a hoot! Probably the only home in America with better security than the White House, and probably larger. Plus, Jintao had to explain all that conterfeiting that goes on over there. Don't you just wonder what they ate? I would make a horrible host on a deal like that. I would have been "Hey, Hu, how you? Want to go play some pong?" Look, if the guy represents a country that steals more technology than anyone on the globe, the closest he is going to see of my stuff is a TV set playing an Atari.

Oh, maybe that has a little to do with why I am living in a 2,000 square foot home and not the Palace on Lake Washington!