All the News that's Fit to Miss: OJ is now on CNN 24/7, Floyd Landis is stripped of his Tour de France jersey for doping (idiot!), Snoop Dogg guilty on weapons charge, Awkward mini-jihad is in New York with his little puppet Hugo Chavez (the mouth that roared), some kid gets tasered for resisting arrest and will probably get $50m in the soon to be announced law suit, Brittany is finally losing her kids (long time over due), a Saudi company is buying 20% of NASDAQ, Al Gore now says arctic cap totally gone in 23 years (at meeting that costs $25,000 per person), and I am outta here.